viernes, 26 de febrero de 2010

The day I was made an APPLE again

This is not about me, have this in mind at any time. All this rubbish is not about me at all, it is about you. Got it? Hope so, I am not in the mood to repeat myself more than the usual 101 times per second. I'll do it again if I have to, sure, but let me have this clear from the very beginning: THIS IS A SANDWICH... and for all that matters, it is my sandwich, not YOUR SANDWICH, you want one, move your ass from the coach and get one yourself, but do not dare to put your filthy rotting fingers on my sandwich. MY SANDWICH. Right.


You know the rules.
You know how to play, don't you?
Let's play, then.
Who shall roll the dice?
Fine then.
It's my turn.
The die is cast.
I move from square one.
I pay the price.
I wait my turn again.
I move to square ten and start all over again.

In love? What is it to be in love? Can you give a straight answer to that one? Of course you can't, nobody can't, can they? I was in love once, I did even get married, have a child, bought a house, a car and a pair of hearts. Then it all went wrong, completely wrong, you see.

But, let's get to the point, shall we?

Absurd thing that really really matters nº 1

An apple, even if it looks like a pear, is an apple. 100% sure. Put other words, if you are an apple, even if you feel deep inside that you are a pear, you are definitely an apple. You wanna be something else? Fine, get some knife and peel yourself to the bone, what do you see now? An apple, I told you (you never listen or what?). Be an apple if you are an apple, if you want to be a pear, fine, be an apple pretending to be a pear, that could be, as a matter of fact, a lot of fun and there's no harm in doing that. If you are a human being who wants to be an apple who wants to be pear, for the love of God, be it! No problem at all. After all, remember you are not even a human being so you are something else pretending to be human pretending to be an apple pretending to be a pear. This is the first and final truth, beyond this there is only the void pretending to be an apple itself. Enjoy the revelation and for God's sake EAT THE F*****G APPLE JUST NOW. Don't forget you owe ME an apple and I am in no hurry to get my fare, I can wait.

See you in two weeks time.
And remember, my friend, be an apple if an apple is what you really really are.
I love apples, by the way...